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MEMORANDUM
To:
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Top 10 File
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From:
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Mike Marget
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Date:
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January 9, 2013
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Re:
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Top 10 Non-theological Questions
about the Afterlife
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10.
– Does eternity last longer if calculated in dog years?
9. – How is it possible for my French-speaking
ancestors to communicate with me through an English language Ouija board?
8. – If my home mortgage is underwater when I
die, will it affect my credit rating in the hereafter?
7. – Does the existence of the U.S. Congress
suggest life continues even in the absence of higher level brain activity?
6. – Have celestial real estate values
skyrocketed since people started storing everything in the clouds?
5. – If my spouse and I die in an automobile
accident, can we travel toward the light using the 2+ HOV lane?
4. – If I see dead relatives with their hands
out, is it a welcome or are they about to hit me up for money?
3. – In the afterlife, how much importance
will attach to billable hours?
2. – If you are an accountant in this
lifetime, must you be accountant in the next world, too?
1. – Should we expect over-crowding once those
Obamacare death panels become operational?
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