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MEMORANDUM
To:
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Top
10 File
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From:
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Mike
Marget
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Date:
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July
10, 2012
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Re:
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Top 10 Signs Opposing
Counsel is from Another Planet
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10. – Facebook profile says he likes “walks on the beach, classical music, and abducting humans for weird medical experiments.”
9. – Metadata downloaded from his latest court filing reveals the word “Klingon” was deleted 87 times.
8. – He has a few jillion frequent flyer miles.
7. – Wants your firm to join him in petitioning the Federation Council to overturn Pluto’s demotion to dwarf planet status.
6. – After a few drinks, he starts telling jokes starting with the phrase: “You might be from Alpha Centauri if ….”
5. – He boldly goes where no man has gone before – to see a midnight revival of Sex and the City 2.
4. – His garage is saucer-shaped. (Always a dead giveaway.)
3. – Authorities in Arizona are trying to deport him to Europa.
2. – He has Charlie Sheen on speed dial.
1. – Tells you in confidence that a future Supreme Court decision will unanimously overturn 531 US 98 (2000).