Parsley
Sage Rosemary & Ginsburg llp
“Always a reasonable result for a
reasonable fee, always”
MEMORANDUM
To:
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Top
10 File
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From:
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Mike
Marget
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Date:
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May 15, 2012
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Re:
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Top 10 Things I’ve
Learned about Cloud Computing
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10. – The “Time Travel” app does not automatically adjust
for the Julian calendar.
9. – Surprisingly
unavailable in any shade of blue.8. – It is not less filling and does not taste better.
7. – Optional cup-holder holds virtually no cups.
6. – Incompatible
with all known ESP-based bandwidth protocols.
5. – Users’ manual
contains no information regarding cute little kitten playing the piano.4. – Avian data carriers are prone to delays, low throughput, and work only at low altitudes; but on the upside, the cost is essentially chicken feed.
3. – Won’t work with any 8-track tapes.
2. – Chips running
the Cloud-based servers are made mostly from Doritos.
1. – According to
Donald Trump, security access protocols should include a user-ID, a password,
and a long-form user-ID issued by the State of Hawaii.