Top 10 Signs the New Paralegal is Obsessed with Star Trek

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MEMORANDUM

To:	Top 10 File
From:	Mike Marget
Date:	September 20, 2012
Re:	Top 10 Signs the New Paralegal is Obsessed with Star Trek

10. – Reprograms your Outlook calendar so all of today's appointments appear as Stardate 66186.8.

 9. – Framed photograph on desk is inscribed, “With love, the red-uniformed security officer who gets killed in the first five minutes of The City on the Edge of Forever.”

 8. – Word “Romulan” appears in work product more often than it should. 

 7. – Attempts to mind meld with prospective jurors during voir dire.

 6. – Constantly using the phrase “Set Phasers to Litigious.”

 5. – Describes new haircut as “the Spock.”

 4. – Asks for FMLA time-off due to a Pon Farr emergency.

 3. – Keyboard looks like this:
 

 2. – Comments that your Friday casual attire is “highly illogical.”

 1. – Whenever anything goes wrong, you hear "KHAAAAAAAN!!!!!"