Parsley
Sage Rosemary & Ginsburg llp
“always a reasonable result for a
reasonable fee, always”
MEMORANDUM
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From:
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Mike
Marget
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10 Signs It’s Time for Your Firm's Managing Partner to Step Down
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10. – Last time he argued before the U.S. Supreme
Court, Clarence Thomas asked him a question.
9. – Hasn’t brought in a new client since
Studebaker Motors.
8. – Refuses to upgrade from his Commodore 64.
7. – Every time he walks into a courtroom,
exclaims, “Why did I come in here?”
6. –
After beginning a story about the Framers’ Original Intent, lapses into
bawdy tales about having gone bar hopping with Ben Franklin.
5. – His idea of causal Friday is to dress
like former Chief Justice Oliver Ellsworth.[i]
4. – Keeps calling Dick Cheney to arrange
another hunting trip.
3. – He hasn’t updated his blog in over 2
weeks. (Oops, sorry, that’s a sign I
should retire.)
2. – Spent all of the last partners’ meeting
talking to an empty chair.
1. You catch him reading one of these lame Top 10 Lists.
[i] Oliver Ellsworth:
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