Friday, August 3, 2012

Top 10 Things to Consider before Deciding to Marry a Corporation

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MEMORANDUM

To:
Top 10 File
From:
Mike Marget
Date:
August 3, 2012
Re:
“Corporations are people, too, my friend.”

Last month, a Seattle woman, Angela Vogel, was issued a marriage certificate to wed "Corporate Person" -- a corporation. 

Top 10 Things to Consider before Deciding to Marry a Corporation
10. – Can a rabbi with just a single member LLC perform the ceremony?
 9. – Am I ready to become stepmother to his subsidiaries? 
 8. – Does the reception have to be held in Delaware?
 7. – Under Citizens United, can he use corporate funds to help pay for my dress?
 6. – Am I prepared to take the heat from Rick Santorum?
 5. – Can I trust him to behave at the bachelor’s party?
 4. – Band or DJ?
 3. – Does his religion require our kids to attend Business Schools?
 2. – Will he really look like Mitt Romney in his rented tux?
 1. – Should I sober-up first?

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