Top 10 Steps the Firm is Taking to Sustain the Planet

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MEMORANDUM

To:	Top 10 File
From:	Mike Marget
Date:	July 6, 2012
Re:	Top 10 Steps the Firm is Taking to Sustain the Planet

10. – Managing Partner is converting his SUV to run on Oil of Olay.

 9. – Amended the health insurance plan so endangered species can be claimed as dependents. 

 8. – Conserving water by serving clients cold drinks with dry ice.

 7. – Swapping out all existing PCs with new hybrid PC capable of running on either electricity or gasoline.

 6. – Relocating the accounting department to Antarctica.

 5. – New mandatory CLE class on “Global Warming and the Law of the Jungle.”

 4. – Converting all the office thermostats to Celsius. 

 3. – Recycling monthly financial reports from prior years.  It will save paper and no one will notice.

 2. – From now on Top 10 Lists will consist of only 9 items.