Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Top 10 Things I've Learned about Cloud Computing

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MEMORANDUM

To:
Top 10 File
From:
Mike Marget
Date:
May 15, 2012
Re:
Top 10 Things I’ve Learned about Cloud Computing

10. – The “Time Travel” app does not automatically adjust for the Julian calendar.
 9. – Surprisingly unavailable in any shade of blue.

 8. – It is not less filling and does not taste better.

 7. – Optional cup-holder holds virtually no cups.

 6. – Incompatible with all known ESP-based bandwidth protocols.
 5. – Users’ manual contains no information regarding cute little kitten playing the piano.

 4. – Avian data carriers are prone to delays, low throughput, and work only at low altitudes; but on the upside, the cost is essentially chicken feed.

 3. – Won’t work with any 8-track tapes.

 2. – Chips running the Cloud-based servers are made mostly from Doritos.
 1. – According to Donald Trump, security access protocols should include a user-ID, a password, and a long-form user-ID issued by the State of Hawaii.

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