Friday, February 22, 2013

My Top 10 Reactions to the White House Petition Seeking to Ban My Top 10 Lists

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MEMORANDUM

To:
Top 10 List File
From:
Mike Marget
Date:
February 22, 2013
Re:
My Top 10 Reactions to the White House Petition Seeking to Ban My Top 10 Lists

10.    This is so not going to look good on my Linkedin profile.

  9.   Some people get Oscar nominations; I get a lousy petition.

  8.   How can people be so hateful at a time when Kim Kardashian is so happy?

  7.   Could it have anything to do with all the Star Trek references?

  6.   I bet Leno’s behind this.

  5.   It was just a matter of time.

  4.   People actually read this junk?

  3.   Et tu, Mom?

  2.   What would Piers Morgan do?

  1.   Payback – from now on Top 20 Lists!

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