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MEMORANDUM
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To:
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Top
10 File
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From:
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Mike
Marget
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Date:
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December
4, 2012
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Re:
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Top 10 Signs You Have
a Lame Computer Virus
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10.
– You type today’s date; PC converts it to Stardate 54868.49.
9.
– Only music you can download: William Shatner’s Greatest Hits.
8. – Tech support tells you to simply give your
PC rest and plenty of fluids.
7. – Google Maps will only give you directions
to the nearest Starbucks.
6. – Hit the F7 key, you get an ad for
Sham-Wow.
5. – PC signs itself on to EBay and places
bids on Commodore 64 software.
4. – When you start up your computer, instead
of the Intel jingle, you hear the opening notes to Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
3. – PC randomly inserts semicolons into text;
where; no rational; person would ever insert a semi;colon.
2.
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1.
– Your PC replaces hilarious Top 10 entries on this website with unfunny ones.
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