Top 10 Signs You Have a Lame Computer Virus

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MEMORANDUM

To:	Top 10 File
From:	Mike Marget
Date:	December 4, 2012
Re:	Top 10 Signs You Have a Lame Computer Virus

10. – You type today’s date; PC converts it to Stardate 54868.49.

9. – Only music you can download: William Shatner’s Greatest Hits.

 8. – Tech support tells you to simply give your PC rest and plenty of fluids.

 7. – Google Maps will only give you directions to the nearest Starbucks.

 6. – Hit the F7 key, you get an ad for Sham-Wow.

 5. – PC signs itself on to EBay and places bids on Commodore 64 software.

 4. – When you start up your computer, instead of the Intel jingle, you hear the opening notes to Row, Row, Row Your Boat. 

 3. – PC randomly inserts semicolons into text; where; no rational; person would ever insert a semi;colon.

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1. – Your PC replaces hilarious Top 10 entries on this website with unfunny ones.